That scratchy sensation has commenced at the back of the tongue. It spreads down my throat and the chest begins to tingle. My nose begins to run and my eardrums clog. Finally, my neck glands tense, the back of my neck hardens and it's difficult to draw a breath. These are symptoms. This is only the beginning of anyone's worst enemy .. the common cold.
Luckily our oranges are already peeled for us, freshly squeezed into a 32 oz. bottle of our favorite brand's plastic jug. We raid our refrigerators just stocked with our soothing orange juice blend, crack open the safety cap, not even bother with a glass and start chugging the orange, 100% juice goodness straight from the bottle. Our throats miraculously begin to heal from the bursting of Vitamin C, one of Tropicana's main ingredients. We begin to feel more energized and not drowsy or groggy like cold medicines make us feel. Our airway passages open, our necks and glands soften and we no longer suffer from that sand paper feel on the backs of our tongues. In my humble opinion, the cure for the common cold has already been founded.
Thank you, Tropicana.
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